How does a linguist wish someone a joyful Dec 25th?
What are Father Christmas’s linguist sisters and daughters called?
What does a linguist say when Santa just won’t leave you alone?
He’s lost the stalking/stocking distinction
What is a distinctive feature of the Christmas phonology of non-native English speakers?
What do linguists do under mistletoe?
Make quadrilabial clicks
What is a minty treat that linguists consume around Christmastime?
Which carrot-nosed entity came to life in a particularly strident fashion?
Fricative the snowman
Who is a grammatical but unattested candidate for pulling a linguist’s sleigh?
Rudolph the colourless-green-nosed reindeer
What nutmeg-sprinkled beverage does one drink around Linguistmas?
What presents did the three wise linguists bring?
Goal, epenthesis, and merge
What song do linguist carollers sing?
God rest ye merry grammarian
What do you put on top of an ungrammatical linguistmas tree?
reverse hades/persephone, where the young daughter of summer uses plant magic to ensnare the lord of darkness and keep him prisoner in a beautiful garden above ground. Eventually, enchanted by her cleverness and wild youth he agrees to eat six pomegranate seeds and stay with her for half of every year.